Cause i'm as a free as a bird now

And this bird you cannot change

He sucks cock, BERSERKER!

HIGHlarious

Walking on sunshine

Here's someone you bring home to your mother, and you can all indulge in a nice night of Monopoly and Spaghetti, just don't let her go to the bathroom. This is woman is obviously derranged and doesn't have her priorities straight if she's getting high off of aerosol cans. To choose Lysol as your number 1 drug is beyond me.



AND DON'T IT FEEL GOOD!

Guitar Hero

Guitar hero has got to be more addicting than crack. Sure it looks like a typical game for 12 year olds to fap over while eating microwave dinners, but it really isn't. It has some really great songs (ahem Free Bird, Woman) that just about anyone with 2 brain cells can rock out to(though to play expert requires alot more than that.) I haven't boughten the actual game, and i dont really know what compels me to make a post but i can tell this is going to be the beggining of a beautiful relationship. Oh yeah, it's also a great way to get carpal tunnel, so that's always nice but nonetheless, once i get my get my little hands on some cash, i'll be cluching it all the waaay to my local Gamestop. Commence the rocking!

Who cares right?

Whoa, so i haven't posted anything in such a long time(not that it matters). No one reads anything i ever post anyways, so i really don't find a point in constantly posting shit only 3 people read about but whatever. Let's see. I start college in a week. The Soup is incredibly hilarious. Kim Kardashian's ass is ridiculously huge. I absolutely adore alliteration. Guitar hero is wonderfully addicting. I'm starting to become obsessed with healthy eating/living. I just learned something about the most hated girl at my school.

Alas!

My remote control has a fresh set of batteries again! Now i can finally switch off The N and watch something good for a change. I was getting sick and tired of the costant Sears commercial that Vanessa Hudgens stars in. It is soo shallow and superficial.

"WILL I LOOK GREAT IN TEHH RED OR BLUE MINI SKIRT?"

"Maybe i should get the school to match my outfit!"

Oh well, we saw her tits and crotch for free.

Best Punk Album EVAH!

Pasito Tun Tun!

God, mexican backyard parties are so annoying.

Why So Serious?

Most likely I'm the 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000th person on blogger to make a post about this movie, but it definately deserves to be on my blog (that no one reads).

Everyone was literally sharting themselves at least 2 weeks prior to its release! Everyone was going crazy! I was excited, but i didn't want to fill my head with too much expectation since i ALWAYS end up being dissapointed (like i did with Wall-E). I'm weird like that. I didn't see it on its opening night, but i did see it the next day. But yes! This movie blew everyone AWAY! My hands were sweaty and numb by the end. THATS definately a good thing.

Ledger's performance was both phenomenal and creepy. He definately took all the glory (which is sad since Christian Bale was Batman). Christian Bale was good too, but The Joker was everyone's favorite character.

The Joker was the perfect villian. He wasn't a criminal or a thief--he was a psychopath! He clearly emphasized his love for chaos and disruption. No one really knew his motives for disturbing the citizens of Gotham and most likely we will never know. Maybe he never had any motives to begin with.


I won't recommend it since everyone who's anyone has probably seen it by now.
Except angry The Godfather fanboys ha ha ha!

It's Boba TIME!

I don't know whats in them, or what keeps me buying them, but i cannot resist a strawberry smoothie with boba!

Try out your local Boba [insert name here] and taste these balls. It'll leave you satisfied*.

Here's the direction in case your close by.

Boba Time
(213) 749-2622
623 E 12th St
Los Angeles, CA







*Thats what she said.

Booyah!

IQ Scale
Over 140 - Genius or almost genius

120 - 140 - Very superior intelligence

110 - 119 - Superior intelligence

90 - 109 - Average or normal intelligence

80 - 89 - Dullness

70 - 79 - Borderline deficiency in intelligence

Under 70 - Feeble-mindedness

SO what does this mean? It means i'm like one of those pimps.

Kool Thing

Sonic Youth and Breyer's Strawberry ice cream: What more could a guy want?

A Task Unfolds

Since i haven't been hired anywhere yet, i have all this free time to myself. It's really a drag sometimes. Yesterday night, me and my cousin were bored so we decided to count all of his dvds. He has reached a whopping 107! I only have around 70-80. I'm not sure yet. The point is, i helped myself to some of his dvds which i hope will keep me occupied in my soon-to-be-over unemployed days.

Here's the line up:

Predator

Alien

Pokemon Ranger(why not)

The Land Before Time (nostalgia)

Jarhead

Troy(why not)

I've seen half of the dvds i borrowed but i haven't watched them in a quite a while.

I'm really exicted for Alien and Predator though. I know i've seen horribly dubbed versions of it in a spanish network called Telemundo, but i want the real deal(even if i have to deal with Schwarzenegger's accent). In space no one can hear you scream. I hope Alien is good.

Nostalgia

Why do i feel nostalgic all of a sudden? Like i need to be somewhere that i've known all along. Maybe my life isn't as fulfilling as i think it is. I know i'm happy but then, why should i feel nostalgic? Maybe being home all day isn't such a good idea. I hope i go out tommorow.